Written by TheKinderhookers Okay so imagine this: you come off your five day coke binge waking up in Niverville of all places and you open your now cracked phone to see what day it is and some drag queen named Trixie has added you as an author to her WORDPRESS site because apparently you woke…
Category: Comedy
Maker Flea Market – A Tale from “Antique Gay City”
You can always tell who’s new to Hudson, because they like to go shopping for stuff. After you’ve lived in Hudson for a while, or your whole life, there’s a tendency to want to get rid of things. That’s my current status. I wanted pancakes last weekend, so I invited a Hudson “newbie” to Bob’s….
The Kinderhooker’s Meme Interpretation of the Columbia County Fair
By TheKinderhookers Did you know that one of the five top regrets of the dying is not going to the Columbia County Fair enough? It’s true, just check this meme I made! Fun fact: the author of the book The Top Five Regrets of the Dying found my meme and gave me a smiley face…
Trixie Interviews Sherry Vine
Sherry Vine took a few moments from her very busy schedule to chat with me about Hudson and her upcoming show at Poured Candle Bar, Potty Mouth – Thursday and Friday, July 14-15. Click here for details. Trixie: Why do you love Hudson? Sherry: Hudson is so cute and quaint. I love the shops, and…
Trixie’s List Interviews Mark Allen and Will McLeod
Did you watch Mark Allen’s latest video, “I Wish There Was a Way to Make Every A**hole in Hudson Magically Disappear”? Here it is: The video is a masterpiece. I wanted to know more! Here’s the behind the scenes scoop – not since the Robin Byrd/Jeff Stryker in bed interview has there been a video…
Rachel Feinstein at PBC – Wednesday, June 15th 8pm
“The thing with me and porno is that I don’t get offended by porn, I just have a hard time getting lost in it, the same way I can in some other feature films. The women always seem annoyed to me in most pornos. They make the same noises that I make when I have…
Trixie’s List Interviews the Columbia County Meme Coalition
Click here to watch the video TrixiesList.com: What are the accounts and which areas do each account represent? Austerlitz: @austerlitz_deez_nuts represents greater Austerlitz – including Spencertown, Austerlitz Hills, Austerlitz Heights, Austerlitz Shores and the exclusive, Austerlitz Oaks. Kinderhook: I’m the Kinderhooker repping the villages of Kinderhook, Valatie and our red-headed stepchild of a hamlet Niverville….
TheKinderhooker Interview – Part 2
TheKinderhooker, the anonymous meme account, has dropped out of the Village of Kinderhook Mayoral race. TrixiesList.com is on it, with Part 2 of our interview. TrixiesList.com: So, now, you’re NOT running for Mayor? Why? TheKinderhooker: Hello comrade. Greetings from the totalitarian political state of Kinderhook, where we do backroom deals to decide who wins elections…
Antique Gay City
This past week, a friend sent me a couple of screenshots saved by @pepperives. There was a facebook post in one of the community boards about someone who didn’t want vinegar on their avocado sandwich and the server refused to change the sandwich. The post on the community board quickly devolved into complaints about customer…
Poured Candle Bar, Hudson – Match Game – Deluxe Edition
This Thursday night, November 18th, come down to Poured Candle Bar at 711 Warren Street, 7pm, for the Deluxe Edition of Match Game. Match Game, here in Hudson, hosted by yours truly, is loosely based on the 1970’s TV game show (watch clips below). Two contestants try to match answers with others at the bar….